Bury me as a pencil

OK, when I die, please make pencils out of me. What could be more fitting for a person obsessed with all things paper and ways to mark it?

"Carbon Copies
Pencils made from the carbon of human cremains. 240 pencils can be made from an average body of ash - a lifetime supply of pencils for those left behind."

It's probably an April Fools, but a nice idea all the same.
You are also allowed to grind the ashes to make ink. :)